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Best Custom T-shirt for This Christmas
I’m here for the presents
Not enough shopping days until Christmas
Seek God’s Christmas Presence
Don’t tell anyone…I’m Santa
Ho Ho Ho
Kiss me under the mistletoe
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Funny Sayings for T-Shirt
Thinking of what to say on your t-shirt or other clothing? Try one of these funny t-shirt phrases. Got more ideas? Share your humorous quote with us here.
Make Up Sex: It’s Worth Fighting For
High School (Remember when wearing “College” shirts was clever?)
My girlfriend told me to be more affectionate…so I’ve two more girlfriends now…
Why these kids are looking at me, I’m not their DAD.
If you are RICH… I am SINGLE
Always remember you’re unique… Just like everyone else.
I don’t have a license to kill. I have a learner’s permit.
Out of my mind… Back in five minutes.
Does This Shirt Make Me Look Frat?
Jersey Girls Aint Trash (trash gets picked up)
Me So Horny (with a picture of an animal with a horn)
Smile, it’s the second best thing you can do with your lips.
Life’s not a garden, so stop being a hoe!
Copy from one, it’s plagiarism; copy from many, it’s research.
Alcohol and calculus don’t mix. Never drink and derive.
I’m sorry My fault I forgot you were an idiot.
“How Long a Minute Is Depends on Which Side of the Bathroom Door You’re On”
“I Know About Stressed – It’s Desserts Spelled Backwards”
“I can please only one person per day,
Today is not your day,
Tomorrow Doesn’t look good either”“I know i am not
PERFECT
but I’m
SO CLOSE
it scares me”Need to order a t-shirt with one of these phrases? Customize one at Spreadshirt
Seen it all, Done it all, Cant remember most of it !
Here I am! What are your other two wishes?
If at first you don’t succeed, redefine success.
The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.
Success always occurs in private and failure in full view.
I am modest and i am proud of it.
Nobody is perfect.. I m nobody Big Laugh
Of all the things i’ve lost… i miss my mind the most.
99% of women are b’ful… & remaining 1% are in my college.
I have only 1 nerve left and you are getting on it.
Not all men are fools… some stay bachelors too.
Its unfair life… so many girls… so little time…
You’ll have this
Don`t Drink Before You`re 16
“I don’t need a man, I need a stimulus package”
Save the drama
for yo mamaSeriously stop starring
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“I love D1ck” – black tee shirt, and in bold white letters it had the letter “I”, then a red heart and the word D1ck
CAUTION: I’m hot
FBI – Female Body Inspector
Bite this!
You look like I need another drink!
Front: make 7
Back: up yoursStop looking at my T-Shirt
Briney spears – I am a virgin but this is a old t shirt
These are real
If you can read this, you’re too close
My eyes are up there
My Drinking Team has a Hockey Problem
The world is going to hell and Im driving the bus
I’m an excellent housekeeper, every time i get a divorce i keep the house
Fcuk U (french connection brand)
Why do we call it rush hour when no one barely moves?
If you cant fix it with ducktape then you havent used enough!
A picture of Winnie the Pooh dressed as a pimp with “***** better have my hunny” written below
A picture of scrappy doo laying on a table with a towel over his crotch and an asian woman with her hand under the towel with “scrappy ending” written below
A line on the bottom of a shirt that says “i’ve had it up to here with midgets”
Why kill them with kindness when you can use an axe?
My dad is my ATM
Touch me here if you dare
These are not fake
Sorry Girls.. I date only models!
I was born intelligent but EDUCATION ruined me!
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Do It For The Kids
Please, would you do it for the kids?
Without Me, It’s Just Aweso T-Shirt
You know that you are the life of the party — but does the rest of the party know this?
Holiday T-Shirts
Every holiday season can be marked or made special by a specific t shirt design based on that theme. You can have a tee shirt design for Christmas, Valentine’s Day, Father’s day or Mother’s day, Halloween or even T shirt designs that proclaim your patriotism; Independence Day t shirts for instance!
Christmas t shirt designs are extremely popular and designers go all out to be really creative for the season of good cheer to all mankind. How about this one: a cheery bear is dressed up as Santa Claus with his bag full of gifts and with the words ‘Have a beary merry Christmas’. Sure to coax a smile from the Scroogiest of people!
Then there is the more risque Christmas related tee shirt design such as this one: The illustration is that off a distinctly worse for wear Santa who seems to have passed out from rather too much indulgence of good cheer, bottle clutched in hand indicative of exactly what kind of good cheer; and the caption underneath reads, ‘Santa Went to Town’! And then here is a very adult letter to Santa made into a t shirt design: ‘Dear Santa, What I want for Christmas is all the girl’s phone numbers off the naughty list’. One simply says, ‘Kiss-mas’, to indicate the season of love and brotherhood.
A Christmas themed t shirt design is a very popular choice for the holiday season, both as something to wear to enter into the holiday spirit as well as to give to friends and family as a gift. You can proclaim a child-like belief in the spirit of Christmas with a t shirt design such as this one: the archetypal cheery Santa’s face beams up at you, with the simple message thereof: ‘I believe’. Then again the t shirt design does not even have to have any words to convey the message of good tidings for the season. A cheerful snowman in his trademark striped muffler aptly conveys a message.
Children are perhaps those that enjoy Christmas the most and enter in to the spirit of the holidays with the most gusto! The thrill of anticipation of Father Christmas’s arrival is something that a child would love wear in the form of a t shirt. A tshirt design that says quite simply but pithily, ‘Dear Santa, I can explain…..’ or one that is also addressed to the jolly old man and says, ‘Dear Santa, Define Good!’ would be a great choice for a naughty preschooler who is hoping that he or she was good enough to get lots of presents!
And if everyone is decked up in Christmas finery, why would your dog be left behind? ‘Deck the Halls with Balls’ says one t shirt designed specifically for your furry friend of the canine variety.
Then again Christmas T shirts don’t necessarily mean t shirts with holiday themes, it may simply mean that you get a good big discount for the holiday season! So the holidays may be a good time to be t shirt shopping.
You can now design your own t shirt and get paid for it. Submit your designs to the ongoing design contest at Inkfruit.com and you could win cash prizes if your t shirt design is selected a winner.
Author: Sarika Kabra